fluids

I think my body is trying to see how many types of fluids can exit it at once. I have therefore made a checklist, so that it can see how well it's doing:

1. sweat
2. snot
3. tears
4. poop
5. urine
6. blood
7. spit
   

Have I missed anything? So far I think it's up to three at a time this week... I have no doubt it'll reach four, but I'm really hoping that it doesn't get past that.

Excuse my grossness; sometimes you just have to think like a 10-year-old boy to get a laugh out of life.

over 'n out.
E.O.