"Guess what I do for adventure? I hang-glide on a Dorito!"
"My one regret in life is that I'll never have a dog... But sometimes I tie a hair to a piece of lint and drag it around... His name is Al and guess where I found him? Under a tooth. You know what they say? Lint is a shell's best friend!"
"Some people say that my head is to big for my body... and I say, compared to what?"
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"Guess what I do for adventure? I hang-glide on a Dorito!"
"My one regret in life is that I'll never have a dog... But sometimes I tie a hair to a piece of lint and drag it around... His name is Al and guess where I found him? Under a tooth. You know what they say? Lint is a shell's best friend!"
"Some people say that my head is to big for my body... and I say, compared to what?"
THIS IS HILARIOUS!
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